Hi, Pain –

It’s me, Jac. I know you’ve already been here for some time but since we never did formal introductions, I thought it would be nice. Do you plan on sticking around very long? I don’t really know what to do with you while you’re here. Judging from the sea of unpleasant expressions I see during my daily commute, I think it’s safe to say you’ve already been all over New York. I guess we’ll figure it out as we go.